Comics For Chocolate

Runescape

2008-04-02T17:12:00.006-05:00

You know what bothers me? No, not the noobs on Runescape. Well, yeah. Actually they bother the piss out of me, with their whining and begging. But no, I just get lonely! I want someone to run around and explore with. So, for all you nerds out there (and I say that in a very endearing way) that play Runescape.. add me! My id is Lurisith and you'll most likely find me in the least populated non-member world. I know, I know. Be a member. Well, I will.. eventually.

Le Sigh

2008-03-18T12:46:00.004-05:00

Ya know.. I really don't think anyone ever reads this thing. So who am I talking to? No, really, who? Obviously I just ramble on to someone. Or is it no one? I really should get some promotion going. Ideas? For those of who that actually.. do read this thing.. ideas?

BTW I'm posting at work.

And BTWx2 I've gotten my phone fixed so you know what that means? I can post text, pictures and voice from my phone.

Think on it.

Methodius

Hm. Radio. What's going on with that radio?

2008-03-11T21:59:00.004-05:00

Clak-clak-kaboom-smash-pow-pow-screech-thud. If you didn't get it, don't worry about it. If you did, good for you.

Anyway, about radio. So I'm thinking of ways to spice up this boring old place, right? I was thinking internet radio would be fun. Podcasts would be cool. But would that be overkill? Toss in a radio in the background? I'll read to you. :) Completely disgusting news. Awful political crap. Weather might be over doing it. But anyway.

I'd be glad to parade around on my own radio station. (Internet Radio Station) But the question is, would anyone listen to me. Fuck, I don't even know if people are reading this. Wait! I take it back. One person is. *waveywave* But maybe if I just go on with this like lots of people are reading it, maybe they will.. begin.. to read it? Wait.. Yes. That's what I meant. I think.. as sad as it is, I might have 3 fans. Yup, 3. The big THREE. I might be wrong. I might be more popular than that. Or.. I could be really wrong and everyone hates me.

Do you hate me?
I need feedback.

Methodius

I have potatos.

2008-03-11T19:16:00.003-05:00

No, really. I do. Mm. Anywho. I guess it's time for yet another installment of.... Wooden Spork. By the way, I'm thinking of making some type of logo other than little angel Method. Any ideas? When I say logo, I mean easy shape and max of 3 colors.

Sporky time!

Methodius

Toasty.

2008-03-05T20:19:00.001-06:00

Hey look. I add tagboard. Good. Leave messages.

Leave messages as Method and I'll make sure you regret it.

:) Smile you got French's.

Froot Loops!

2008-03-05T17:13:00.004-06:00

Yes, that's right everyone. I.. am eating Froot Loops. I understand your concern.. Fear not! I can handle it.

Anyways. Enjoy Wooden Spork #3!

Yes, that's right.. Drink it up. Drink it up like lemons. Do it..

-Method

Doctor, Doctor!

2008-02-08T13:03:00.000-06:00

Alrighty. This one's fresh. Fresh fresh.. like.. steamy.

View it.

Don't complain. I know it's not Wooden Spork. Just read it.

Method!

Fun Things On The Web

2008-02-08T11:27:00.000-06:00

Yes, that's right I said Fun. But most of you probably won't like it. I've been getting tips from everywhere of these just aweful places on the web. Yes, I'm sure some of you already know what I am about to say.

That's Right. 2 Girls 1 Cup. But that's not all. There's also 4 Girls Fingerpaint. But aside from shit, there was also another place I viewed today. A guy called in on Corey and Jay this morning and recommended BME Pain Olympics. Now, I'm a girl. And so I have the magical ability to watch this one without holding myself. This ability allows me to slow down and pause this. I think it's fake, personally. Now I haven't chopped up too many genitalia in my day but I just don't think this one is for real. If you think you can handle it, (I'm a phreak, so God knows I can watch things like this all day and then go eat a big meal without thinking twice.) Google the BME Pain Olympics and watch. Then mosey on back and tell me if it doesn't look fake!

As for the shit freaks out there (myself not one of them, sorry.), I've read that feces is infact poisonous. Not fall-over-dead, cyanide poisonous but, poisonous none-the-less. Now, of all the shit videos that I have viewed, I don't know for certain if any was actually injected, because that would be a very bad idea. Rolling it around it your mouth isn't much better, because you'll still get it in there. Feces is known to be toxic and can contain ecoli.. So, it's not a good thing to be.. sucking on. I just wonder why of all things shit, because 1. you're body wants it out, not in, otherwise it wouldn't come out would it. 2. it will make you sick.

anyway. I'm done with poo today. I'll be sure to keep a nice list of videos around.

Method

Dededo

2008-02-08T09:29:00.000-06:00

Yea, so..

Okay, have another. I have new 'never-seen-before' comics but my photoshop is being a pain. Or maybe it's just my computer.

Anyway.

Wooden Spork Episode Deux

(click to enlarge!)

Comics

2008-01-30T21:09:00.001-06:00

I'm going to start posting comics, new and old in no particular order except chronologically. That means everything will just be thrown in together. Yes, comics will be sequential, but they probably won't be back to back.

Well, then. Let's start with the first..

WOODEN SPORK EPISODE ONE: SPORKULA

Click to enlarge.

The Bald Frog And The Wig

2008-01-30T20:49:00.000-06:00

I was given a random question in my profile about a bald frog, but unfortunately the story I wrote was too long so here it is.

The Bald Frog and The Wig

Once upon a time, there was a pond full of frogs. But these frogs were unlike any other frogs you've ever seen. These frogs had hair! Short hair, long hair, hair of all colors. But unfortunately, hair was pseudonymous with pride in this community of frogs. And there was one frog that didn't have any hair at all. All the other frogs laughed at him, as their flowing locks danced in the breeze. The bald frog was much depressed, because you see, there was a lady frog with the most beautiful raven any frog had ever seen, and she would never speak to a frog with - gasp! - no hair! So the bald frog went on being bald and sad, wishing that maybe one day, he, too, would have hair of his own. Well, on one rather sunny afternoon, our bald frog was gazing at the beautiful lady frog gossip with her friends when a gentleman frog with beautiful chestnut hair waltzed right up to him and said, "You can gaze all you want, bald frog! She'll never look at the likes of you! However, she will dine with the likes of me! Ha!" And that gentleman frog walked right over to the lady frog and they went right away to eat flies on her lily pad! Oh, our bald frog was not discouraged, because now he knew exactly what he must do to get that lady frog to look at him! Get a wig... and he knew just where to get one! The next day, he hopped boldly right through the crowd and up to the lady frog. She gasped! Why, he bore the most beautiful chestnut hair she’d ever seen! They went right to her lily pad to feast upon flies together, in their new happiness.

The End

I said enjoy it.

The Beginning Of The End

2008-01-25T14:06:00.000-06:00

Call me Method. Read my comics and fiction. Enjoy it. I'll post what I want when I want. And you will like it.

Cheers.